Tuesday 1 December 2009

Boho Mexica, London - An opportunity lost

I grew up with a large, sequined sombrero hanging from my bedroom wall. It was at least 15 times bigger than my head at the time, and I took much pride in anointing it to the heads of my visiting 7 year old guests - if worthy. Now, I only wear it on weekends.

But, perhaps because of my early associations with the sombrero, Doritos and The Three Amigos, I have this pervading sense that I am meant to like Mexican food. I can chomp my way across a cob of corn like it's going out of style. I gorge wholeheartedly on chillies and spice. Mexican food essentially holds all the promise of exotic comfort food. Salsa me up, amigo.

So why can I not find any decent Mexican restaurants?

I fully anticipated that Boho Mexica was going to be the turning point in my Mexican dining experience. A place that would do away with the cheesy, Tex Mex slodge, lay my tacky sombrero to rest, and lift London's Mexican dining scene to a whole new level.

And so it was that I and my 6 food loving accomplices came to be drinking salty margaritas and chilly beers at Boho Mexica one rainy evening in London this week. As eager as me to enjoy the feast were L & L of the Humble Kitchen fame, Susie, The Peanut Gallery, and newly engaged lovebirds Emma and Andrew.

The surrounding mood of the room is upbeat, if a little less raucous than expected. I like the boho look - original Mexican newspapers and sepia posters from the 1930's and '50s line the walls, and the overall character suggests there will be joyful howls of "arriba!" if the place ever cranks up. Unfortunately, it never gets close.

Perhaps head chef, Aunt Patty, was not in the house. But as plate after plate of sloppy, tasteless secretions were paraded out to the table, my expectations sunk increasingly lower.

We started off with several serves of the Guacamole Tia Patty with home made tortilla chips. The guacamole was lovely, although the mean little serves of tortilla chips were not enough to dig up even half of it. TPG resorted to a surreptitious use of his fingers.

We sampled several dishes from the tacos bar, including a couple of serves of each of the Carne D.F (grilled rump steak, marinated, topped with chopped tomato, onion and chilli), Los Verduleros (Portobello mushroom, raja poblana and cheese), Cochinita Pibil Yucatan (Mayan style braised trio of pork served with red pickled onions) and De Pezcao (sauteed sea bass in herbs topped with coleslaw).

Carne D.F

I was expecting these to be tiny, so their miniscule proportions were no surprise. Mostly, the tacos were quite nice, in a mundane sort of a way, although the steak was fairly flavourless and chewy. Their unsatisfying nature was due more to the complete lack of oomph than the fact that we needed so many plates of them to get anywhere near satiating our hunger.

De Pezcao 

Next came several plates of Empanadas de Flor de Calabaza - a twin set of hand made Mexican turnovers filled with zucchini flower and cheese, and topped with green salsa. These simple Mexican style pasties were the best dish of the night. From here, it was all sadly downhill.

Enchiladas de Mole

Enter the Enchiladas del Mole - chicken drowned in a hefty discharge of chocolate and chilli sauce, a smattering of sesame seeds, with herb rice on the side. This is a dish with a face that only a mother could love. There is no need for me to reminisce here about days gone by spent trudging through cow paddocks - I'll let the photo do the talking. Who knows what the sacrificial chicken tasted like? The sauce completely overpowered the dish, tasting overbearingly of licorice; it possibly ruined our taste buds for the rest of the meal. The rice was dried out and flaky.

Pipian Verde

Next came the mystery meat course. Pipian Verde was (apparently, according to the menu) pork tenderloin in a pre-Hispanic herb sauce. Once again, with so much sauce (of unknown herbal variety) and bland meat, just what we were eating was anyone's guess.

Puerco a la Jamaica

The Puerco a la Jamaica was pork tenderloin in a "secret Hibiscus flower sauce" with corn mash. I remember being thankful for the mash. The pork was among the better of the meat dishes, but hardly rates as more than a vague recollection.

Bistec a la Mexicana

The now familiar feeling of discontent again swept over with the Bistec a la Mexicana. It consisted of little strips of rump steak in tomato herb sauce, with unremarkable sides of plantains and black beans.

Pezcao a la Antigua

The Pezcao a la Antigua is sea bass in traditional Veracruz style sauce. Both the fish and the tomato sauce concoction were fine (although fairly humdrum) with vinegary, big green olives.

Despite the unrelenting procession of previous disappointments, we were looking forward to our 3 plates of Bunuelos de Navidad for dessert - home made dough fritters drizzled in vanilla dark sugar cane syrup.  How could you go wrong?

Well, let me tell you. Despite looking the goods, these nuggets were completely uncooked in the middle and tasted every bit as feral as you would expect plain raw dough seeping in cooking oil to taste. Now, I normally subscribe to a view that even a bad dessert is a good dessert - but we hardly made a dent in these.

Finally, the drinks. Boho has a great cocktail list, and my margaritas were lovely and salty. Although, I must admit, I prefer my margarita served in a nice, festive martini glass, rather than a narrow little tumbler with straw. At least it was hard to go wrong with the Coronas.

Apart from one waitress who was ok (although not overly useful on menu suggestions), service was mostly disinterested and brusque, bordering on rude. Given the immense number of plates and drinks we had ordered, it was also slightly odd to be prompted to leave to make way for other diners as we were still trying to fight the regurgitation of the last piece of dough not-quite-frittered. (Particularly as we had not given any indication of how dire the food and service had been.) We were not told of a time limitation when we made our reservation.

While each dish is quite cheap, ranging from around £3.00 - £5.50, I have rarely eaten so many dishes for so little satisfaction, and by the time they mount up to £33 per head (with drinks), I can think of many better places to spend my hard earned.

Boho Mexica feels like a great opportunity lost. I don't know if I'm giving up on Mexican fare entirely at this point, or whether I should just keep on plugging away for the right destination. But I do know one thing - it's adios for you and me, Boho.

153 Commercial Street, Shoreditch, London E1 6BJ

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  1. It sounds (and looks) proper rank.

    I remember being quite happy with Wahaca, have you tried it?

  2. I also like Wahaca, the staff are great and I have an unhealthy fondness for their pork burritos. They also serve Margaritas in a tumbler (don't say I didn't warn you).

    Go there some time, would be really interested to hear what you think. Don't let the cow pat on a plate put you off Mexican food for life!!

  3. The Voice of Doom02 December, 2009

    "secretions" and "discharge" lovely! Glad to see your sunny halo of positivity in your reviews has slipped albeit briefly. welcome to the dark side Mwwwahahaha!

  4. one to miss then love your way of writing

  5. Hi BrightonSuz and Lizzie - I did go to Wahaca ages ago but remember the celebrations more than the food (maybe as a result of the tequila involved...). Once I'm over my current rant, I'll give it another burl, at least to try out those pork burritos. BrightSuz - I might even smuggle in my own martini glass - thanks for the tip!

    Hi Voice of Doom - Just tellin' it like I see it.

    Hi Chow and Chatter - Thank you!

  6. I keep reading very mixed reviews of this place! I'm a big fan of Mexican food and on a quest to track down the best in London. If you're looking for inspiration, check out my blog! (http://fromchiletochocolate.blogspot.com)

  7. HP - Thanks! And now I even know a little more about what the pipian verde was supposed to taste like!

  8. Oh no, this sounds like the meal from hell! I am sorry you were so disappointed - I had it down as one of my next places to visit (i live just around the corner) but i think i will give it a miss!

    I went to Byron after reading your review last Saturday, it was absolutely fabulous, thanks for that!

    Luiz @ The London Foodie

  9. Hi Luiz, The food was pretty dire. But glad you loved Byron! Thanks for letting me know!

  10. We had a work lunch at Boho Mexica today and were all very disappointed. The portions were tiny, some dishes cold (they weren’t meant to be), service was poor and the food below average. I certainly won’t be going again or recommending the place to anyone.

  11. Anon - sorry to hear you had a bad experience there also.

  12. I visited this place on Sunday. It was absolutely disgusting. Possibly some of the worst food I have ever had in London. It was so bad I ran to the Nando's opposite for some no nonsense chicken to fill me up instead. My friend was actually ill later that evening which I have no doubt was because she'd eaten rotten, tasteless, overpriced dog poo mexicana.



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